Q: What's the difference betwen oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your whole week.

you have to say it out loud (and I know I can't animate)

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( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)

s'lully, though
I giggled.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)

maybe say it as a haiku
oral sex makes day
but to make your whole weekend
you need anal sex
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)

Haha!
That's a lovely haiku.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)

But it needs to be "week" not "weekend"
or it buggers the joke, as it were
(Bogbean, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)

the jokes whats the difference between clint eastwood and anal sex
one makes your day, the other makes your hole weak
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)