Thought i'd try the compo
from www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48192/

Three pregnant women sitting knitting jumpers. One says to the others, "I hope I have a boy, because I got this blue wool cheap". Another says, "I hope I have a girl, because I got this pink wool cheap". The last lady says... "I hope I have a disabled kid, as I've really fucked the arms up on this jumper..."

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)

BIGGER YOU CUNT !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)

*makes his cunt bigger*

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)

now you can keep crackers and cheese in there.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)

*eats Yeknom's cunt*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)

come on, spit it back up..bad dog !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)

*cough* *spits cheese*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)

I prefer it when they swallow

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)

your a filthy thing. wash your mouth out with some cilit bang

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)

Are you insane! Look what it does to a penny!

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:50, archived)

hahahahahahaha *claps*
good one.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:51, archived)

is *claps* the emote for giving me gonnorhea?

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:52, archived)

no
but if you like....
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:55, archived)

I want to buy the evil penny of doom
and clit bang it and resell it on ebay...
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:52, archived)

It'll whiten your teeth in 15 seconds
or just dissolve them
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:53, archived)

ow
crackers break all pointy
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)

Incorrect!
cunt is not cheeseboard!
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)

hahhahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhha
and pfft
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)

Well I
had to put my specs on to see that one!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)

Haha, woo!

( Leningrad, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)

brief TJ... what on earth does RPS mean?!
(thundercat, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)

real picture sunday
or rape paul's sphyncter

be sure to find which it being talked about before responding
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)

haha!
good stuff, i might even consider posting this evening...
(thundercat, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)

Real Photo Sunday

/edit: what Yeknom said
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)

really purple shoes
ooh it's like a game of acro 2
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)

You been here three years and you don't know?
Royal Phat Sigmund
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)

it did only get invented about 4 weeks ago

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)

Pft
A lack of time-traveling ability is no excuse.

So speaks the noob
I am just bitter 'cos my host's FTP server is down.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)

I'll host some pics for you if you want...
email in profile etc...
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:53, archived)

Thanks but...
...Warren's Anus is as good a place as any.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 0:03, archived)

you have a point

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)

i'm not that hip to be honest..
i'm still bowled over by the first mention of the word 'furtive'
(thundercat, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:50, archived)

Rohypnol Party - SEXY!

( 4dam party, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)

*votes for this one*

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)

Rock, Paper, Scissors
or Royal Photographic Society.

/edit: it's what Yeknom said, even if he is a tarty, unwholesome bastard.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)

As a knitting
fan I find this joke highly amusing.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)

just a fan, rather than a participant?
never saw it as a spectator sport
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)

extreme knitting is

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)