What's pink, swollen and makes women scream in the morning?


From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:45, archived)

Hahahahaa
This made me laugh more than it should have. It's a classic!
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

It's not that well illustrated
I had lost the ability to draw after I started usinig the computer. It's coming back a bit though.
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:47, archived)

Looks fine to me!

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:53, archived)

I'm hung like a baby.


7 pounds, 21 inches
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

you wish...

( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:52, archived)

Ooh, I'm honoured sir

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:53, archived)

you're only the 2nd b3tan
to be drawrn in this fashion. Besides, my wife fancies you as you are the spitting image of me at your age.

100% of fact!
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:54, archived)

Tell her I'm quite easy if she fancies a go
and wink suggestively for me
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:56, archived)

har!
I shall do that :D
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:56, archived)

but say it sexily, like I would
if she says no, you're doing it wrong.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:58, archived)

pfftt...
cheeky!
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:00, archived)

your shameful !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:06, archived)

surely you need to feel shame for that

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:06, archived)

*thinks*
*dies*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:07, archived)

You really DO draw for Mr Scruff.
That rocks.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:54, archived)

hey thanks!
I'm getting better. It's been a long time. For years my design was limited to text and pictures.

edit:

( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:56, archived)

Keep it simple, works every time.
Keep at it, it's ace!

EDIT: Yay! Hello!
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:57, archived)

eeep!

( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:47, archived)