Did you hear the one about
the siamese twins who lost their companions whilst walking down a hill?



It's okay, they were joined at the bottom.
(berdum...ching)

massive

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)

are you sure it's not just their clothes that are stuck together?

( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)

mine are
but that's neither here nor there

ace pic, btw Monkeon!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)

That is weak
and made me do a tiny bit of sick in my mouth.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)

I know.
That is only the 5th joke I have ever written.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)

yay, nice drawing!
i think that's one of the first times i've seen you use one image in a post!
( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)

hahaha
and they look like they live in pigeon street!
( 4dam party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)

mindpissed....
www.pigeonstreet.com/characters.php
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)

my favourite was mr macadoo.
he had a great theme tune.
( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)

Nah!
Molly and Polly!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)

hahaha
fucking hell, that brings back memories
( 4dam party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)

poor mrs patel
:(
( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)

did she have a song?
what rhymes with Patel?
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)

i can't remember if she does,
hmm, perhaps...

Mrs patel mrs patel
her life is a constant battle
her arms are made of robot metal
and her hobbies include herding cattle
her child's dummy makes a rattle
and i'm afraid that's all.
( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)

THAT
is what it was reminding me of!
( Afinkawan, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)

yes
fucking this
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)

10 points
to you for spotting what I was 'influenced' by (okay, copied the style completely of)

Do you want to take the ten points now or gamble for 12 points and a marble?
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)

gamble gamble gamble gamble gamble

( 4dam party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)

the gamble question is
.. the left twin has more or less an identical face to Long Distance Clara, but which celebrity does this man have a near identical face to?
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)

Frank skinner?

( 4dam party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)

Ahh. no.. close.
The correct answer is "Ted Robbins with a beard". I would have accepted "goatee".

You lose 15 points and now owe me 5 points.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)

Ah well,
I've had a great time today anyway. It's been a smashing day out.
( 4dam party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)

*shouts 'GAMBLE! GAMBLE!'*
Excellent drawing! you should draw more often . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)

splendid!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)

Lovely drawing
Fantastic fog. Woo!
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)

reminds me of pigeon street :)

woo
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)

Hello, Mr. P!
*waves*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)

waves* lo Mr.hat

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)