For the compo really..
Let's see if it works, my first one..

..Be Gentle!

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(LAddie, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:11, archived)

Hi there :)
Here's the code you need to show your image:

Yay! That's a good first post :)
( mofaha, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:12, archived)

Thanks..
Thanks..I'm new to this
(LAddie, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:16, archived)

REDEXX
Because it's got an HTML extention. It needs to be a GIF JPG or PNG
( NobbyNobody, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:13, archived)

Heh heh
I was trying to be helpful and completely missed that.
I... am a BANANA
( mofaha, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:14, archived)

Excellent!
Obviously a complete shithead.
( NobbyNobody, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:16, archived)

nice turd

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:18, archived)

Classic 3-coiler
:)
( mofaha, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:19, archived)

love it
that has greatly cheered me in my late night work stint.
( Whythebigpaws?, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:22, archived)

Haha
Nice one. Nice first start. You'll fit right in. Your next step is some CDCs.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:26, archived)

CdC's?
Until now I have been playing with photoshop, what exactly are, 'xcuse my innocence' are CDCs?
(LAddie, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:29, archived)

CDC = crudely drawn cock
Example:


(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:34, archived)

Or:


Edit: not necessarily animated
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:34, archived)

Ahahahahahahaha!
Laughed for LITERALLY three hours.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 5:15, archived)

CDC's
Do you mean something like this..

Another edit to include warning: NSFW

Edit: OK, not a CDC, but the Gif is mine!
(LAddie, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:59, archived)

Yow...
that's a bit too real right there to be a crudely drawn cock, and I have to say I reckon that's probably not safe for work.

edit: doesn't seem to put Tony off though, does it. He's very determined.
( mofaha, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 5:40, archived)

nsfw
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 7:54, archived)

^this
ive been banned for less!!!
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 9:12, archived)

what show is that?
for all i know you could have done nothing but colour that in magenta, crazy anime tentacle types.

Also, I love the Batman one :)
( Cunthorse cock locked, ready to rock, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 5:22, archived)

I have absolutely no clue
I can't even remember where I got it from either. Some anime shite.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 5:22, archived)

Azumanga Daioh is funny!

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 7:18, archived)

I've been listening to Anime radio for the past 3 and a half hours
:)
( Cunthorse cock locked, ready to rock, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 8:11, archived)

or...

( Ceteri, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 5:41, archived)

Hah!
But that's more of a 3DC (3d cock).
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 5:58, archived)

yeah
i guess your right, theres a lot of scope for 3Dcs though, like

How icecaps are made

( Ceteri, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 6:05, archived)

Hahahaha
You must now join the Magenta Club!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 6:10, archived)

heh
where do i sign up?
( Ceteri, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 6:16, archived)

you are invited!

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 8:30, archived)

Not magenta, alas!

( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)

Tradition dictates
that they are coloured magenta. The exception is when you get a new graphics tablet - then it's kind of obligatory for your first b3ta post with it to be a black outline CDC.
( mofaha, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:45, archived)

I'ma purist
They must be magenta ashally.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:48, archived)