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Thanks to the person who uploaded the dog poo pic before, I bow to you

sorry uploaded wrong one

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(stefd O Genki Desu Ka, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
the bmp

save for web is your friend :o)

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/dog.jpg
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)

ironically the board is now even bigger

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)

nothing wrong with big things
as long as there in the same thread! doesnt push anything off then! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)

he means total filesize

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)

does he
fair enough!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)

Fuck me!
519k?

*ignores*
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)

Ha! Ha! I did a poo on the floor!
You really need to optimise that image, though - it's 518.55KB.

EDIT : Use this version instead - I optimised it for you, and it's now under 50k.

www.b3tards.com/uploads/stephenkinglassie.jpg

EDIT #2 : Hurrah - woo! I'm happy that you used my favourite crazy dog :)
( Leningrad, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)

So I exagerated a little.
Give a lord a break here.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

HAHAHAHA
TELL ME AGAIN!
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)

LOL!
^this^
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)

aaaargh it loads backwards!!
much better!
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)

aargh!
you broke the internet!

and my hummus
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)

Man,
that even chugged to load up through my fat pipe...
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)

All I got out of that was..
You're chugging a load from someone's fat-pipe.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

this^


my pipe hurts now!!
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

A file size around 700-800k would be better.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

crikey
you just killed all the 56k users in the country
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

He
Didn't do much for my 2Mb link Broadband either !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)

massif!

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

biggup!

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)

530k ??!?!one


Do the calculation; that is a five-foot long cock!
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

Now, now,
there's no need for that.

Did you lie in wait with the baseball bat in the end?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)

No
I thought I would wait and get a rifle.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)

I agree.
Less 'hands on' as it were.

You know I eschew manual labour.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)

hahahaha!
I am still at work you silly fools!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)

hello new person
please read the faq even if you are over two years old it still applies to you
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)

i am not new
i just uploaded the wrong pic
(stefd O Genki Desu Ka, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)

why oh why did you even have it as a bmp?

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)

the original was a bmp
and i save it twice
(stefd O Genki Desu Ka, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)

hahahahaha
groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDLAkIWQzOu6PG4nS6R1KrJKTg6nk4m2md0b*vT!Qfqw6t8*pOo33MJBMQKahumAxCT2CPvipVCYSsaW1jySo6pBIKyYmpzyHEIwwLlwUo/kws.jpg
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)

thanks
that was one of my best
(stefd O Genki Desu Ka, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)

(: cracked me up

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:50, archived)

Im confused
at the bottom they spelt "Neighborhood" the merkin way, but "Theatre" the English way
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)

BMP=
Big Motherf*cking Picture

but I forgive you, for the sake of all that is fluff
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)

one mistake and i am hated
i guess you lot will be burning keyboards around the world
(stefd O Genki Desu Ka, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)

you're not hated
you're just a random victim of filesize-extremists
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:51, archived)

Burn his embassy.
Since when was complaining about a half-meg image considered extremist?

Five-foot long on the pepper-mill scale! Five cocking foot! I am not even going to mention the girth.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

I agree
I'm just trying to comfort the young lad.. he must feel awful
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:08, archived)

i did
but not now, in fact i want to kill
(stefd O Genki Desu Ka, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:12, archived)

burn some embassy's
then take a stress pill and think things over
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:15, archived)