Err, no...
I think you'll find Mr T can fly*
* -
May contain elements of downright lie
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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 13:36,
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He certainly can

QUICK AND DIRTY
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Soupy George Fear me!!!!!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:53,
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