Bernard Matthews presents..


From the Switching Movie Directors challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

(CaptainSpaulding is the Boz Boz., Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)

That turkey is crying ball beardings
Call the Sun!
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)

They are real tears..
I crudely cut and pasted them form another pic!

anyway, cluck off...
(CaptainSpaulding is the Boz Boz., Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)

they look like brown nipples
or something
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)

I did try looking for real Turkey tears...
But no luck.
(CaptainSpaulding is the Boz Boz., Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)

Oh dear
That's a fowl pun
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)

Afraid they're not
They're from a Man Ray picture named Tears but they were just glass beads.

/knowledgable little shite
(Vikingheadache, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)

ARRRRRRRGH
Theres always one...
(CaptainSpaulding is the Boz Boz., Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)

isn't turkey poultry
/pedant twat
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)

thats
a fowl thing to say.
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)

don't hen peck me!

( darth munki is crushing a grape, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)

You have wonderful bone structure

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)

when did you inspect the structure of my bone?

( darth munki is crushing a grape, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)

DO NOT RESIST
/leningrad
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)

( darth munki is crushing a grape, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)

correct

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)