I've got two alternatives on the same theme here
Option 1) The Spy Who Loved Me, directed by Steven Spielberg:


Option 2) Jaws, produced by Cubby Broccoli:

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(A big hug for anyone who notices the subtle details I've put in)

From the Switching Movie Directors challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

( useful_idiot, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)

The spy who loved my jaws
ROFFLEZ-FELLATIO
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Fellatio Teapot

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)

Pfft
I did contemplate "The Shark Who Loved Me", but decided that would be a bit much
( useful_idiot, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)

erm,
who's swimming in brocoli one?
( hubris, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)

not real
no helicopter/bridge
(General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)

The strange pigtailed blonde woman Jaws falls in love with in Moonraker
I'll give you half a point *one-armed hug*
( useful_idiot, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)

icmoah
and return in kind. thankee!
( hubris, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)

TUTT is the swimming girl?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)

*whoosh*
That's the sound of that going straight over my head. I don't come on the piccy board much anymore.
( useful_idiot, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:26, archived)

Part 2 bindun kinda
by me as a reply to this jaws post earlier today
www.b3ta.com/board/5639165#post5639201
( Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)

I did check through the entries
Couldn't believe I'd be the only one who'd thought of it
( useful_idiot, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)