You're just a slag for his hat!

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)

Don't make me wear your bum for a cap!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 12:18, archived)