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From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:41, archived)

i wish you were !
sorry :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:45, archived)

Ah happy days!
TJ: What code do I need to put in to change the width of my image?
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:46, archived)

width="280px"
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:47, archived)

OK, thanks.
EDIT: Bet you wish you hadn't told me now!
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:47, archived)

hahaha
I have a firefox extension that lets me resize images on the fly. Looks tiny on my screen :)
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:51, archived)

you can resize an image to fit on a fly?
wow
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:54, archived)

Yes
I stick pictures of nudy ladies on them, and train them to fly around my head all day
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:56, archived)

you are like the most amazing person i've ever met
*fawns*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:57, archived)

actually, it's width="280" in html
the px is a css bit
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:58, archived)

Ah
I am but an amateur on such affairs. Still works though
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:02, archived)

haha
I love your profile!
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:05, archived)

:)
Ta!
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:10, archived)

urban renewal projects are always grumped about when they're first unveiled.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)

ha ha ha!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:51, archived)

A word of advice:
baiting the moderators might not be the smartest thing to do. If I were you I would think about changing my username to something a little less inflammatory.
( tomsk, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:51, archived)

yes

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:53, archived)

i'd agree, but...
...the current compo is sort of an invitation to this sort of thing. i think of it as a b3tan rumspringa.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:57, archived)

Why?
Do they have their sense of humour removed upon ascendancy?
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:57, archived)

I don't think it's very funny anyway

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:59, archived)

Such a subjective thing humour.

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:00, archived)

I agree

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:07, archived)

No, but like anyone else they don't really like being insulted.
I'm just trying to help you stay on the right side of them, but if you carry on the way you are now, you'll probably end up joining Manley on the naughty step.
( tomsk, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:05, archived)

Do you have kids?
The naughty step only works if you tell the child why they are there; otherwise it is a self-defeating exercise.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:10, archived)

Rubbish!
It also works perfectly well if you kick the little shits unconscious first and dump them there
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:17, archived)

haha
this.

Also, what happened to Manley? Has he been banned?
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5657861
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:26, archived)

Oh dear
Seems a bit over the top to me.
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:27, archived)

Worse thing about the ban is
he's added me to his MSN... there's no escape!

it's actually quite flattering in its way, of course - but I have no idea why, I was quite frequently rude to him on here! Awww, bless)
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:31, archived)

Whatever,
get yourself banned too then, just don't claim you weren't warned.
( tomsk, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:20, archived)