This should be offensive...


"listen to him, he know's what he's talking about" :)

From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

(exleafite Long time no post, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:38, archived)

who is that?
did you hear about the whale in the thames!?!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:40, archived)

2Pac's dead?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:40, archived)

whale in the thames?
John Peel's dead?
(AMadDayYes seYyaDdaMA is palindromic., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:40, archived)

it's JFK
is he dead?
(exleafite Long time no post, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:42, archived)

who? the whale or chuck norris?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:43, archived)

chuck norris

i didn't know you were going out with him
(exleafite Long time no post, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:44, archived)

well tracey told me that she over heard sharon chatting to stacey
and that collin, you know, maggies cousin, the one with "the limp"
wasn't actually in the car at all when the zebra
jumped the red light round the corner from Jo's place.
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:46, archived)

ha ha
I heard a conversation EXACTLY like that in the waiting room at Swindon station the other day. I finally had to have a coughing fit to smother my mirth upon overhearing, "When's Chantelle's second baby due then?" "Next month" "well I hope it doesn't stop her eigtheenth birthday party going ahead, I've been looking forward to that"

yeah yeah I know, fuck off to /talk
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:52, archived)

Hehehe...
Ahh, Britain!
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:55, archived)

ha ha ha!
i've just started to appreciate having to get the bus now to work
there's a whole new range of stranger/weirdo/chav compared to the days i got
the train in. i love public transport me :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:58, archived)

is Charles gay ?
or just a big twat ?
( awallafashagba, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:43, archived)

SARS is going to kill us all?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:44, archived)

Only those of us
that Mad Cow Disease failed to wipe out
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:53, archived)

Black Death you say?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:58, archived)

I need more racial slurs

can anyone help out? ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:44, archived)

Haha
2.2k to go.
(Woody999, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:48, archived)

haha
I love the web
(stone the crows, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:49, archived)

cheers
*harvests*
( Mushroom, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:52, archived)

Jeez !

( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:54, archived)

like this?

(exleafite Long time no post, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:52, archived)

hahahaha

( Mushroom, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:56, archived)

i am offended
.. or am i more shocked ?.. or maybe both .. ah no... i needed to pass wind thats what it was..

..parrp..
(I_am_B, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:45, archived)