Its certainly offensive on my ears every time this vaccuous bint opens her gob

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( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)

^^ that
and that other moron (vernon " i love myself" kay)
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)

hahaha
so true!
( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)

Is that June So-Wrong?
or Hattie from Eastenders
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)

You were correct with your first guess

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)

you win

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)

How on earth did she get a job SPEAKING on the TV?
I suspect the casting couch
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)

Bloody Trisha!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!
be fair though, if it wasnt for trisha, the unemployed and chavs would have no reason to get up before noon
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)

I thought that they videoed it and watched later on

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)

of course! doh!

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:13, archived)

Oof to you both
I was unemployed for quite a while, up until a month ago, and I still avoided that programme
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:13, archived)

Matthew Wright Fan then eh? ;-)

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:13, archived)

*shudder*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)

Unemployed?
Bloody chav!
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)

*cries*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)

did you see dave
www.b3ta.com/board/5666599
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)

haha!
that's grand! nice hat work
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)

'lo matey
I watched 'Carry on Cabbie' last night and TheGreatArchitect crossed my mind. I am on a quest now to get every carryon ever made.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)

this sir, is a plan!
I find that UKTV gold doth often stick on a few carry ons over the weekend...

/bet you had me pegged as Charlie Hawtry's Pipepot character eh! - I'm more of a Kenneth Williams man myself I think!
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)

and you're living in an old smugglers' cottage at Deal, in Kent

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)

Although I find you thinking of me flattering old bean...
A smugglers cottage is not for me, you make me sound like some villager in "The Wicker Man" - and I'd be Lord Summerisle at the very least!
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)

My apologies m'lord

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)

thats more like it, now, go bung another bail of wicker on the barbie will'ya

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)

they should remake "Carry On... Don't Lose Your Head"
with a Middle Eastern flavour ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)

Carry On Don't lose your hands?

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)

(:

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)

bloody hell, quickly-tastic!

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:13, archived)

hahaha
well done ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)

yes this
woo
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)

OI!!!
caught you again!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)

oh noes!!
heheh
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)

It's like C4 wants to LOSE viewers......

( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)

Oh I whole heartedly agree
And all to other shits that present T4
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)