What do elephants use as tampons?
Sheep!

bigger!
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because sheep don't have strings!


300dpi version for if it gets picked for the book

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

( NobbyNobody, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)

HET!

( Grampa, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:50, archived)

Hahaha!

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:50, archived)

HET!

(riedacher_bertram b3ta's only german living in australia, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:51, archived)

wooo!
I was eating, now I'm slightly nauseous : s
ha ha ha!
( litzigig, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:52, archived)

Hahahaha
Ace.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:52, archived)

'Ning my lovely!!
I got a job interview!!!! Woo-hoo!



Sorry, Nobby - fantastic pic as always!
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)

Yay, congrats!
What for? Not the undertakers, is it?
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)

Nope....
Working for a DVD/Video Games/consoles store.

Could be good fun.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)

Fantastic!
Congrats, hope its excellent fun and such.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)

well..
I ain't got it yet. Merely an interview, but fingers crossed
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)

I'll think lucky thoughts for you : )
Good luck!
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)

fuckin congrats!!!!!
*jumps for joy*
i got a job today and im in a really enthusiastic happy mood
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)

thats wicked
*thumbs up
( nocturne72, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:53, archived)

Ew.

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)

My thoughts exactly
But I doubt an elephant would even feel it.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)

if the elephant doesn't feel it...
... is she still violated? : s
( litzigig, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)

Ah the eternal imponderables.

( NobbyNobody, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)

Hatstand!

( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)

Brilliant!
Woo!
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)

haha
and ewww
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)

thats brilliant yet utterly
hmmmmmm
( naD, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)

haha
that's great
( Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)

Haha
that's fab!
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)