They are offensive to me


From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)

your optimising offends me
!
( naD, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)

Yeah probably

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)

It just seems a little difficult to read.

( naD, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)

Fucking Tedious Whining Cunts
I'm prepared to put money on Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's poor sodding cow of a daughter grows up to be a :
Crack Whore.
On purpose.
To get her own back on her parents for giving her that stupid name.
.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)

banana or something?

( naD, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)

You!
Cake or death?
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)

CAAAAKKKKEEEEE
old cheese or old milk?
( naD, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)

Very well...
*hands cake*
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)

I never
ever got Coldplay, was it simply the hype that made them so famous?

I've really tried too, but I always come to the same verdict:
Dull as dishwater.
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)

I enjoyed some of their stuff
I found it hard to listen to the whole first album in one go.
( naD, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)

They are utter crap
and only gays like them
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)

*Struts*
in a hetrosexual kind of way.
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)

*prances over*
*burns*
( naD, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)

listen to the remix of talk by jacques lu cont
theyre crap on theyre own. But when someone else rewrites it, its great.
(qwisp, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)

I hate coldplay.
They are so ... mundane and monotonous.

Nice optimisation *sticks thumbs up*
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)