ho ho
 
I've always been rather fond of this version (which was e-mailed to me a few years ago)..

so I suppose by now it needs a few more red dots on it!
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)

A b3tan did the original back in 97
There's a long history to it www.jigsawlounge.co.uk/kungfu/world/legend.html
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)