Everywhere I've been too in the states
I have met a mixture of the worldywise and the parochial...only not in texas.


From the The World According To America challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)

haha
top spong-age
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)

now that's strange:
someone from Texas said "as well"
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)

indeed :)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)

as oposed to 'an'all'?

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha
you're from England? Do you know Tony Blair?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)

You're from England?
Do you know The Beatles/the queen?
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)

why actually Yes
Yes I do

they live in the mansion next door to mine
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)

Hello 'ship
no. I think they live in the next village!
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)

"Why yes, yes I do! He's my next door neighbour!"

/Gordon Brown
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)

Oddly enough...
I just got back from Jamaica two weeks ago. The Americans I met were all rather nice, very reserved and suprisingly well edumacated.

Except for the fat oafish c*nt in the pool who was eying up Missus Dickus, but you can't win 'em all.
( Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)

And I live in Prague, where all the English
are drunk, violent or passed out.

Except for a reporter, who was quite
sharp.
( Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)

I regularly get drunk
I'm never violent
And I've never passed out...I just sleep heavily

but I see your point...and have to agree that the English abroad on the piss is not something I'm proud of
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)

Especially in Prague
50p a pint? Great! Ill drink till I throw up blood!
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)

;)

they are quite, uhm, excessive.
( Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)

My hotel was 90% Texans 10% rest of the world

It was rather like being surrounded by happy puppies that bark a lot
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)

It amazes me...
The people of the US are so proud to be 'American' yet most of them claim to be Irish or Spanish or somesuch; seemingly anything but 'American'.

Probably a symptom of their lack of history and cultural roots.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)

lack
of morals perhaps?

or lack of brain cells?
( Piggers woo, married nearly 8 months, go team me!, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)

and when I visited my Irish relatives,
they wondered why I wasn't more
interested in my Irish antecedants.

the truth is, it's the people lacking
a firm identity that feel the need to
criticize others.
( Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)

We all come from people that had been displaced
so our cultural roots are from other countries
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)

I love Texans
They call everyone 'Sir'.
It's like the good old days of the empire!
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)

Hehehe.......
Being half septic, i was shocked when a cousin of mine whom i had just me asked me what language we spoke in England!!!!!!!

Of course i no longer admit that im relataed to such a tard!
( caffeinefreak, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)

True story
When me and Mrs odorant got engaged we went out for a nice meal in Virginia Water and unfortunately sat next to some Americans.

They said hello and made comments about our accents being so cute,etc but Me and Mrs O only had eyes for each other.

The septics obviously didn't get the hint and kept making conversation in that annoying way they do, until i said :

"So, where are you from?"

and they replied,

"Why, the US of course", with a look on their faces that said "where else?"

"Oh" I said, "your English is really good", and with that turned back to my wife to be and did not hear from them again, all evening.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)

Hehehehehehehe.
Well done.
( tomsk, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)

I could tell quite a few stories about boorish English I've met
and cut down with a sharp remark. But I
doubt you'd find that nearly so amusing.
In fact, I don't find it amusing myself.

But then, I don't find this sort of stuff
amusing in general.
( Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)

so they didn't stare at your scary teeth?

( Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)

Actual Bathroom grafitti:
Here I sit
My cheeks a-flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)

2 sides of the american world - Us and Them
oh well...
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)

www.hamtoucher.com
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)

Whereas the English are very broadminded and

sophisticated. They see Europe as their
partners and understand the subtleties of
world politics. I've even heard of
them speaking more than one language.
( Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)

As with the rest of the world...there are the loutish and the urbane

and every type in between
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)