How American tourists view the world... Blindly.


From the The World According To America challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

( Leningrad, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)

a friend told me of the time he and his mate were walking through London
and a US tourist and his wife stopped them to ask for directions to "St Paul's church"
My friend answered "Yeh mate - see that big domed thing over there - that's it, oh and it's St Paul's Cathedral"
The yank replied "REAL COCKNEYS - hey could you say something for us in real cockney"

"ah baht FUCK OFF YOU CUNT"


tres woo btw
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)

hahaha

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)

haha
nice one
( Bobson AWESOME you were such a mover, until you opened your mouth, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)

"Can you speak English to my kids?"
- Eddy Izzard


Reminds me of that.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)

Haha, "SAY 'APPLES AND PEARS'"

( Leningrad, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)

and twang your braces

( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:33, archived)

answer to all
Las Vegas.

Woo.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)

ha ha ha ha

( naD, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)

Hahaha
very lifelike, in my experience
/only without the please
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)