A Compo entry...

..and not a map in sight!

From the The World According To America challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 18:45, archived)

The paper bag, the blessing of bums
they can't be busted for having an open container in sight as long as they keep it in the bag. :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 18:53, archived)

?
So you can't booze in front of people? Land of the free, eh? Fucking hell, even Hitler let you get pissed up int the streets*


*probably
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 18:54, archived)

Have you never noticed
that in the movies to drink on the streets is illegal. Yet the cunning Wino/Hobo somehow makes it invisible to the eye of the hardened policeman by placing it in a brown paper bag?

/edit- bugger, it got longer before i replied!!
(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 18:57, archived)

Don't watch films unless in the company of a woman and I have to
I have the attention span of a
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 19:00, archived)

.. Tortoise?

(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)

Eh?

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)

I have no idea,
the pre-pub beer must be kicking in!
(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)

Blimey! Look at the time!
Must iron shirt, get showered and shit. It's gone beeer o'clock! Now I feel like a right cunt!
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)

Brilliant
Top work that man
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 18:58, archived)

Ta, muchly!

(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 18:59, archived)