I won the Guardian crossword yesterday.
I've never done the Guardian crossword in my life.
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)

Well done
you deserve it :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)

Apparently,
my crazy Granddad did it in my name. And won.

But you're right. I do deserve it.
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)

well done mate
i won a bottle of ketchup in a raffle once.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:35, archived)

bloody hell

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:37, archived)

Lucky swine.
Though I did win a tin of pineapple chunks in a tombola a few years ago.
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)

I won a spot the difference...
...competition in the Falkirk Herald once.

I was only 8 and I won £4.00!
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:41, archived)

i think they meant
you own the guardian crossword yesterday. They're giving away early christmas presents of parts of the newspaper to people.
I got the Sports section this coming Saturday so i'm going to fill it with sacked managers.

They have trouble with spelling sometimes.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:35, archived)

seen
this?
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)

i'm the seventh!
hahahaha! that means i must have been like fifth at some point!
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:50, archived)

and i
rule the evenings!
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:51, archived)

You do,
you is da man.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)

i got the best random quote though

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:55, archived)

hahah
mike - we were wondering yesterday, cos we forgot. where did "stupid bathroom" come from?
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:57, archived)

there was a swear-o-mtic thing somewhere
which joined random 'rude' words together, and it caled me a stupid bathroom. i thought 'what a fantastic waste of technology' and decided to buy the domain name.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:02, archived)

ah
for some reason, i thought it was a pissed chinese bloke who shouted it at you. i prefered my story.
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)

that is a much better story
from now on,that is what it means.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)

Tomsk gets the award
for most dullest quote though, poor chap.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:58, archived)

worse than
Bananaman's and Human Descent's? :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

well
humandescent's was probably an image tag, but they had to strip it so it didn't mess up the page :¬)
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:02, archived)

Im not on there
will you still be my friends?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:55, archived)

oooh!!! ahh, i can explain everything...
6-12 is when I work on my research you see.
My random quote is nice though.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)

mine's a bit rubbish
sniff.
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:56, archived)

same
here
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:58, archived)

when
do you sleep?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:57, archived)

I sleep b3ta
sometimes.
You may notice times when i don't seem to make much sense...
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)