Lucky swine.
Though I did win a tin of pineapple chunks in a tombola a few years ago.
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Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:38,
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I won a spot the difference...
...competition in the Falkirk Herald once.
I was only 8 and I won £4.00!
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:41,
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