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# Bubbles
Been a while now, since me last post, but I thought it might be fair to share my dream with you lot.
This morning I woke up after a bout of monkey fishing, using a net draped across a river. The harvest was, lets say, massive let alone ridiculous and each of those little buggers was wearing an Ipswich Town Home kit, little squirrell monkey things - thousands, in a pile. stupid, just stupid. whatsitallmean?
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:56, archived)
# You are
going to go fishing for little monkey squirrels in ipswich town kits of course.
tsk! *rolls eyes*
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:58, archived)
# It means,,
..you should cut down on the class A's before bedtime ;-)
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:59, archived)
# Well it means your a delusional psychopath with murderous intention and a craving for midget porn and cock punishment
Oh wait, thats the ipswich AWAY kit, the home kit means you will live a happy and merry life.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)
# YAY to cock punishment
and 100 years of EFC.

That is all.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:11, archived)
# Thanks
I was quite pleased with cockpunishment myself. Just popped in to my head.

oooo errr missus
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:15, archived)
# Not that this is
appropriate but I do hope we thrash those Reds on Saturday.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:20, archived)
# too right
but its sunday. I really hope we do well, it will be tough but we can do it.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:30, archived)
# Monkey fishing - great.
The other night, I dreamt I was adopted and I was Japanese. I was adopted by an American family and lived on a south sea island, in Micronesia or somewhere. We lived a happy life and went to the museum. A few years later though, my Japanese parents came and destroyed the city sitting on a giant concrete turtle which was eating people and snapped them in half with it's beak.

I'm not joking.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)
# a departure
from the really quite upsetting and awakening dream I had about the shed (that I don't have) being nicked from the garden (I haven't got. I woke up ready to smack someone
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:09, archived)
# ignoring
the bit where I read that as "monkey fisting" I too had a bit of an odd dream last night, including (in no particualar order)

A large sponge cake with 3 sorts of cream filling, one of which was mashed potato. A game of chicken with a live nucleuar warhead - my mate Jon beating me at chess - oh and it all took place while that bloke from "Kightmare" directed me throgh rooms without my helmet on.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:10, archived)
# WARNING
TEAM.
THIS SPONGE CAKE IS MORE THAN IT SEEEEEMS!
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)