Bastards, they killed santa!
They did you know.

And that's YOUR present on the ground you know...
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:57, archived)

That's very mean
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/fleecehatscarfdoor
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:59, archived)

I
dont get it?
(MindOfTheSickAndTwisted, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

oh come on
you must do.
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

*puts on a bill cosby voice*
"sing it"
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)

aaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh
I am going to tell that down the pub tonight and get the bejesus kicked out of me!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:02, archived)

It doesn't look like mine
Lumps of coal aren't usually that square...
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:06, archived)

Coal
Coal? You lucky lucky bastard. When i was a girl all i could hope for was grit!
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:07, archived)

We used to get up at 2:30 am...
...half an hour before we went to bed.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:10, archived)

all we lived in was a happy meal box on 't motorway
.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)