There was nothing Dave liked more than strolling around art galleries, occasionally pocketing some of the smaller pieces.
Here.
Apologies if it's been done, and for the fact that it required no Pshopping whatsoever...
*edit: To clarify, this is just a photo, to which I have done nothing but add a relatively annoying caption. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, here's one what I did...

It's a repost, but I can't remember the passsword to FTP anything new to my site...*
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:51, archived)
truly superb. I can even hear the "buwwwiiiiing" noise when they hit the buzzer
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:56, archived)
i like the way you have matched the motion blur of the body to the helmet
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:55, archived)
not only is it not your work, and not even photoshopped, but you are leeching it from someone elses server.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:00, archived)
I felt the compulsion to write the bit under the picture...
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:01, archived)
'this didn't take much work'
not
'i've pinched this from someone else'
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:02, archived)
never mind, i wish id found it cos i would have passed it off as my own!
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:04, archived)
'no pshopping whatsoever' doesn't leave much room for misinterpreterisationing?
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:04, archived)
'I've done no work today whatsoever!'
If someone said this to me, I would assume that they meant they had done very little work, not that they had not actually done any work at all
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:10, archived)
reckon i'd believe em. certainly when i say that i mean literally no work whatsoever, but then i'm probably more of a layabout than your mates, so it's a fair cop.
:)
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:25, archived)
clear. And the new (old) picture (which only went up at four one morning) goes some way to compensating...)
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:08, archived)
sorry for jumping on you a bit, but I feel bandwidth theft is bandwidth theft, no matter who it is from. But then I am a picky git.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:12, archived)
nice to see he's so cultured. I like this story about an artist in America, up in court for placing black boxes marked 'fear' around the city. Sounds like an interesting project to be honest.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:56, archived)
he's called Clinton Boisvert. It's very Brasseye...
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:04, archived)
didn't make the pic either - you should make it a linky - it' upsets people less - this is really for people's own work...
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:07, archived)
Everyone makes mistakes
As long as it's only The Sun's bandwidth, eh?
(, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:19, archived)



