theres one for the book
I'm just a little bit disgusted with myself
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decide to open a pub. The Englishman says, "Lets call it The Queens Head", the Scotsman says, "No, no, no, it should be called The Queens Nose" and the Irishman says, "Well I think we should call it The Queens Legs". So after a while they decide on calling the pub The Queens Legs. On the first night of opening a big cue forms outside. Two policemen walking along stop to ask what's going on, to which one man replies "We're waiting for the Queens Legs to open so we can have a drink"
(Letharge, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 1:28)
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General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:42,
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Nice. But...
A) You should save it as a GIF
B) It's way too small and too compressed for publishing.
But still, it's good.
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Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:43,
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Ps. Autolink?
www.spack.comOoooh!
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Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:44,
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This is the best link I know!
www.r1ch.net/img-formats/
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:16,
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the english scottish and irishman have no relevance in that joke
you only say that when the punch line has something to do with the irishman. You could have just said "a guy opened a pub" for the same effect
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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:51,
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dont blame me
blame the guy who posted the joke
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General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:52,
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Where's letharge?
Let's all push him to the ground and kick him to death!
... just a suggestion...
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Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:59,
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