Bollocks! Beat me to it.
Well. Near enough!


From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)

argh!

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)

Sorry!

( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)

TJ
Have you seen this bird on the telly?



She's the girlfriend of one of those geezers involved in the drug experiment that went wrong.

Now, I know it's a tragic situation and all that, but listening to her speak and bang on about it and "High maintenance chick" springs to mind.

That is all.
(Brian Blessed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)

Agreed. Have a crappy pearoast.

( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)

he only went on the trial for the 3k
just to spend it on her.

It's HER FAULT!
( drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)

2k
And he's the only gay in the village.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)

Three grand, eh?
*reaches for Friday-Ad*
( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

i'm so skint
i'd take 3k for a fortnight's drug trial.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)

he's getting paid
two thousand pounds to do it - don't they think there might be risks involved?
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)

that is
one of the funnyest interviews I've ever seen

I'm going to hull aren't I
(ceebs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:04, archived)

'or a giraffe,
if you stand on a stool'
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)

indeed :D

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)

you can do it with donkeys, or camels, or mules
or something...
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)