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From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:01, archived)

Hahaha, do a pull string one!
EDIT : God, that clockwork one could cause a lot of pain with that spinning key.
( Leningrad, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:01, archived)

But shirely that's just a vibrating tampon?
;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:02, archived)

I suppose so
Personally, I'd use the other end.
(Pseudonym, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:32, archived)

lol
that is excellent, have a woo!
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:03, archived)

ha ha! you're pulling my leg!
feels quite nice actually
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:03, archived)

Not so much a toy as a medication.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:05, archived)

Bleedin' cocktease
that's what you are
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)

haha! Have you made yourself a prototype yet? ;)

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:09, archived)

Tried and tested ;)

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)

ding dong!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:22, archived)

patent this
seriously. is this not a blinding idea?

bob
(unlawful odour i dunno..., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)

It could be manufactured
if the winding mechanism wasn't a big key. But how long it would last for is another thing, most men would say a few seconds is enough but we women would strong disagree ;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:19, archived)

Arf!
Trevor Bayliss's latest invention?
(dungeoneer, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:20, archived)