One, please - a seat by the window if possible.


From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:28, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

( Leningrad, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)

should be done
/is electrishun
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
:) you are the tits!

*suckles*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)

hahahaha
Cripes, you make such a simple thing look so RUDE!
Well done :)

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)

I don't really get that. Who is bumming him with a glowstick?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)

Blair

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)

now it all makes sense

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:31, archived)

Blair

( Leningrad, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)

woo hoo!

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:31, archived)

At this time of the morning
you expect things to make sense?

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:31, archived)

yes
I bin up since 1600 yestermaday, and getting bluddy thirsty for beer!
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:32, archived)

but
but
why no sleep?

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)

1900-0700 shift!
but I'm off now till 0700 tomorrow!! YAYish
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:34, archived)

Jeez !
I work 2200-0600hrs and that's more than enough for me.
(and I very rarely put in a full shift)
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)

yeah, but at christmas I was on premium
£330/hour! Got pissed most days since though, so no profit!
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)

!
That's more than the Prime Minister, Shirley?

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:52, archived)

it was actually a lot less,
but for the hours of actual doing stuff, it worked out as that
worked 48 hours, did about 4 1/2 hours graft in that time!
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)

Do you also
work on the railways ?
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:00, archived)

underqualified!
/not boss-eyed
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)

says a snail called flowerpot, wearing a hat with a flower....

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:32, archived)

Oi!
I have never been so insulted in all my life*
*except that time when I was likened to the back end of a bus

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:35, archived)

well
whoever said that wants to feel the full force of my belt!
probably, knowing the pervs who get on here
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:37, archived)

Actually
I wonder if that would be a good QOTW? (What's the biggest insult you've ever had).
*thinks*
Nope, it's a crap one.
Move along, nothing to see here.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:42, archived)

someone accused me of being:
a great guy, and sober, once, I never got my happiness back after that
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)

oh noes
i was refering to things making sense
in a place that hardly makes sense at all
no offense meant

*grovels*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:38, archived)

Aaah
normal brain activity might kick in here in an hour or two.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)

phew....

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:42, archived)

just over two hours for me
/never been so sober
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:42, archived)

that's very well done
hehe
( Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)

lmao!
that's sooo bad

*clicks*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:36, archived)

hahahaha!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:36, archived)

hahahah
top shits!
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:39, archived)

haha
have a one ticket curtasy of hull tours
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)

hahaha
what?

hahaha!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)