Inspired by a true story...
...thankfully, not in my autobiography:



From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)

arf!
Spreads easily though
(RadlyWornBoy, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)

I love the old adverts the best.
Those innocent days!


( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)

I've heard of people having arseholes like marmite jars, but that is rediculous!
woo
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)

did you hear that from someone standing behind you??
;) ^TM
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)

that would
be bad to pull out and have a cock like a twiglet
(RadlyWornBoy, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)

*loves it*

( Amblin is: Lurking on 5punk.co.uk!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)

Hahaha
Slightly related: are they going to keep making old marmite when they bring out the new squeezy thinned down stuff, or am I going to have to stockpile?
( tipassoi, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

Bah !
Who'd want thinned down squeezy Marmite ?
That's nearly but not quite as stupid as vegetarian Bovril !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)