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From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( 4dam party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!
you big gay toucher of ham
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)

I think that's the only
thing I've ever made
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)

oooops sorry, that should of been
you big lazy gay toucher of ham!

;)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

if you build it she will come...
woo and 'noon
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)

Ta and noon!

( 4dam party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

Bernard Matthew...

...may not understand that!
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)

you get a Chomp if you guess right

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)

beautiful!
Is that a chomp sweet or a blowjob?
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)

bee you tea full?
arf
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)

No matter what they say?

( 4dam party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)

Words can't bring me down!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)

But
a pool ball in sock can....

*thwack*
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)

Poi?

( [DTMX] Fishing hook, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)

Poi?
Poi?

/edit Poi?
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)

Echo
Echo
Echo

( [DTMX] Fishing hook, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

harder you big softy!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

Bold and capitals should do it....
!THWACK!
( 4dam party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)

ah!
wasp point cup jug
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)

Beekitchenerteajug
I'm hearing ya :)
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)

Aha!
Bee-you-tea-ful

Beautiful!

Do I win a chomp?
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)

it would work too
if you clipped its talons
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

They just add to the fun

( 4dam party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)