Extra Stimulation & Self Lubricating


From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

(Celebral, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

Compo it darling
it's amusing
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

^^this
compo it hard
(exleafite Long time no post, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

*cringe*

( Mushroom, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

ow

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

I see you've adopted my testicles

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)

your hummus is on top form old bean

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

leave Waspy's bean alone!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)

nonono
flick it harder! I like it rough!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)

*flicks*
;)
*fetches sand paper
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)

too kind, but
I opened tattyshop earlier.
Cried for a little while.
Closed it again.

no hummus today - too fucking bored I think.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)

aye
that's why 99.99% of all my posts are type based
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:45, archived)

I'm going to go mental today i'm so bored
I might have to do some work
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)

i say that every morning
with real enthusiasm
then i get here and it's like
ok i'l lurk on b3ta till 9
then till 10
then it's like lunch
and before i know it i've post 300 replies
and not doen a bean
good job i don't work on commission
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)

ouch

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

It's GRRRRRRRRRRRATE!
/tony the tiger
( Giant Rat of Sumatra, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

hahahahahahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)

oh my

( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)

*crosses legs*
ooch!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)

ouch!
*WARNING:excessive use may cause internal bleeding*
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)

Ribbed
for her pleasure


eeewww
(Tpaz, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)

:(

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)