Ah, a more innocent age...

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From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)

ha ha
orders none
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)

*borrows*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

pfft - how?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

*taps nose*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)

you said mimsy


thats rude
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

thats not rude
cuntyflangebucket is
( Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)

Top shelf stuff

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)

pfft!
that's a man!
( 4dam party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)

ITS A MAN!
she got some top lip action going on there..
( Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)

its freddie mercury

(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

brazen!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)

John Barrowman!
aicmfp
( Mstandot, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

Ha ha
"vulvamax"
class!
( Mstandot, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

Hmmmmm,
1. order
2. use anally
3. take photo and post it on t'interwebs
4. become T'interweb legend
5. ...
6. profit?
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

ooh
step 2 - that'll smart - make sure you lube.
( Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)

I'll use Marmite - it's great lube!
100% of fact!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)

and it's brown and tastes like shit!!!!

( Mstandot, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

but i bet you can't fit both nads into an empty jar......

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

Only because the jar never gets empty!
but i do smear it on my balls and let my dog lick it off!
( Mstandot, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)

:) hee hee!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)

But you are an interweb legend!!
*swoons*
( Mstandot, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)

Meatspin?

( 4dam party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)

Only if you buy me a drink tomorrow!
;)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

go to the passaje of terror!!
it's the tits
official!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

Bah!
This just makes me want to come to blackpool more now!
( 4dam party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

you can pick me up on the way

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)

me and all
darn this work bollox!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)

awww, come on
blag a spot in the Rik mobile!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)

I was supposed to go
but i am utterly skint this month and can't. Rubbish.

Where do you live?
( 4dam party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)

essex
but it's not pay day till next fri :(
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

That would be a fucking big round trip
from scotchland!
( 4dam party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)

ha ha ha!
whoops

:)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

Booooooooooo

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

hahaha
I want to come! S'not fair :(
( 4dam party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)

yakashah!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

well, you said you were coming!
:O)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)

Ooh!
nawty!


for all we know it could be him.
BUT I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT!!
( Mstandot, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

awwwwwwww
*blushes*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)

hahaha
Love the name.
( Grampa, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)