I knew this was wrong when I started...

I need a shower.

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)

Is that tears as in crying
or tears as in torn?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)

They go
hand in hand.
( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

yeah they all
melt the same if u stick em in an oven

EDIT:HEHEHE the /talk has tasted my wrath!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)

you gimp ;)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:08, archived)

'morn Horrible one
How be thee?
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:10, archived)

didn't you just ask me that over there?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:11, archived)

Split posternality
my 'other half' is a psycho trolling talk boarder.

Im taking pills
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:12, archived)

Please extrapolate.

( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:08, archived)

*extrapolates*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:10, archived)

Thank you.

( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)

Anytime my good man
here, take mu number for more extrapolation over the phons0rz

oill8 1337pwn3d
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)

hahaha
looks like they've really taken to you :)
( 4dam party, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)

You need more then a shower sir
*Takes aim*
( Drunken Vet, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)

*hands RPG*

( naD, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)

*eats apple*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

*feet FPS*

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

*plays MGS*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)

ermm
spleen RTS?
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)

*legs RPS*

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)

*Plays RPG*
Nerd Style!
( Drunken Vet, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:55, archived)

*takes all your money and life and friends*

( naD, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:57, archived)

*Saves and loads new game*
Fucking RPGS
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)

No Thanks.
I've got one ear ;)

( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)

mmmm
zoot the mercenary

http://www.b3ta.com/board/5757557
( naD, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:11, archived)

I have a job for you mr Zoot.
But it requires the Upmost sensitivity and courage. It will test your very soul, but should you accept, it will make you stronger than you could ever imagine
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:13, archived)

pfft.
catch

( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)

*catches*
Take the pin out next time
Silly merc
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)

is that some leet language behind that grenade?
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:18, archived)

yes, allow me to translate
it say "POINTY BANG BANG UM STICK BANG BANG LOLZ PWNED"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:20, archived)

pwned
goddamnit

lousy multi-player lag!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)

the bit you can't see says
LOLwhere's yer legsL011
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)

ha ha

( naD, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)

is it a
period hoover?
( naD, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)

Ewwwww, i just got that

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:55, archived)

you need
running through with the rough end of a pineapple and I now need a healthy dose of mind bleach.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

would

( Gigantic! A big big love!, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)

haha!
^this^
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:00, archived)

ARF!
You pervert. You're great.
(Dooley, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:35, archived)