one size fits all. And soon, so will you.


Hands-free for the busy pervert.

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)

GAH!
teh mind bleach0rz!

*applies*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)

*borrows*
*applies*

that's better
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)

i think the bigger worry
was that it looks used.......moist fingers anyone?
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:42, archived)

*vomits*
that was your fault.
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:46, archived)

*sniff sniff*
Smells of JD...

*gobbles*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)

steady now
first date 'n' all that
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)

haha!
roflchunks, i fell of my chair!

[easily excitable Dan]
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:56, archived)

*picks up*
*pours another JD*

goes to bed, night all!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:59, archived)

g'night me ol' mate
dont fall out of bed, like i did last night
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:02, archived)

Bar weep grannar weep mini baum!
*thud*

oops

Night again!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)

Bar weep grannar weep mini baum!!
hehe
*hug*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:14, archived)

Crapola!
I'm not going anywhere near that contraption!
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)

AARRRGGHH!!
That is all.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)

Gah!
surely this would have done
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:43, archived)

i so didnt need to see
that before bed.
( tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)

OPEN your mind Tweeny!
WIDEN your horizens!

hehehehe
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:46, archived)

two left hands?

( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:46, archived)

why, would you buy
it if it had 2 right hands?
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)

No way,
Sex toys are all well and good, but you can't beat the real thing.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)

amen to that
....not that i use sex toys...
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:50, archived)

it'd be a waste of time
beating the dildo
(rigby ., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)

hahaha
you evil bastard.. and now he's a bigamist
(rigby ., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)

but really;
is that worse than being a self-abusing bottom fiend?
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:44, archived)