Toy manufacturers thought the adult market was where the money was...

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From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( doktorrob isn't, actually, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)

ideally you want to diguise it as somehting the kids dont want to play with

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)

hahaha!

( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:29, archived)

i had
the car that turned into a butt plug
(greensmith what!? what!?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:29, archived)

that was a regular transformer
you just stuck up your butt
( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:31, archived)

mmmmmmm
arse-cars
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:31, archived)

like the hot wheels
that changed colour when you put them in hot water
( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:34, archived)

^
haha
(Ledger, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:34, archived)

I tried that after too much wine


I ended up with nerve damage, second-degree burns and a £300 electricity bill. Don't do it, kids :(
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:35, archived)

haha
*gets joke*
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:37, archived)

ouch

( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:41, archived)

oops
now im embarassed
(greensmith what!? what!?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:37, archived)

hahaha
That's so wrong.
( The Doctor, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:30, archived)