Been done? Maybe...

But I wouldn't go near it if you paid me.
(tako = octopus)

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)

Ah, tenticle porn ...
Gotta love the Japanese :)
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)

Reminds me of something from school
The workshops had some big metal things with domed tops, one was 3-4 inches diameter - nicknamed the fister 3000 by us
(thistle, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)

*shudders*
Or the more atmospheric version: *quivers*
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)

"Reaches places no others can"

(thistle, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)

Hahaha!
Three extra "hands" can be useful for someone, I guess...

That reminds me of Bart's obese dream: "Ah wash mah back with a rag on a stick"
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)

Seamless too

(thistle, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)

Compo it!
Oops, too late!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 3:26, archived)