Introducing......
The "Cobblestone Cruizer 1000"



From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

(Mad_Nashy WHEEEEEE!, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

No one will get very far on one of those!
I forsee lots of girls lying crashed in gutters with big smiles on their faces
(Dust Bunny your little friend under the fridge, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

Either it's a very small bike
Or the girls where you live are large, sturdy women.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 20 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)

well you see
I live in australia where the women are more like men than the men
(Dust Bunny your little friend under the fridge, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)

yeah
gone are the days where the typical aussie image of bloke is like "Crocodile Dundee" who hunts and kills crocs - now we have Steve Irwin and his foreplay of wrestlin' crocidiles.

If Crocodiles could report rape cases it'll be embarrassing!
(Mad_Nashy WHEEEEEE!, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)

needs squarer wheels

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

it has thick knobby tyres
thus will create the apropiate level of vibration! ... lol
(Mad_Nashy WHEEEEEE!, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)

It has front and rear suspension though!
You'd have to go off the beaten track for it to work...
(thistle, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)