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From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)

How does he smell?

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:34, archived)

Like apples

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:38, archived)

No
More of a banana man myself
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)

Aha, I knew it was you!

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)

Erm no, it's Eric
yeah, Eric, that's me, just plain old Eric
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:50, archived)

Gah!
Where do I remember Bananaman from?

argh
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)

Sex dolls sometimes have painful seams.
Bad design, that's what it is.
( Curis, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:37, archived)

how many have you had?

(Sticky Label, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)

pffft
( The Doctor, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)

classy

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)

Sexeh!
*orders two*
( The Doctor, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:38, archived)

*hugs*

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)

Me or my sexeh latex manlady friends?

( The Doctor, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:48, archived)

you !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:57, archived)

you win hugs too then
*hugs*

Only I may hug the rubbery ones.
( The Doctor, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)

NSFW
it has no clothes!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:38, archived)

burn
it
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)

'AVE IT!

( Drunken Vet, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)

Bop it!

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:54, archived)

would.

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:48, archived)

Howard Moon?

( Bobson AWESOME you were such a mover, until you opened your mouth, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:02, archived)

my first impression too

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)