I'd not mind letting her clean out my pipe.

( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:14, archived)

especially as you have
just had a poo, woo to pic
( hypnochimp www.miraclefruit.co.uk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)

i thought you'd given up smoking for lent?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)