Prolly bindun.
*tries to jump start brain*


From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 263 entries (closed)

( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

Yours is the king of all usernames.
Woo!
( Leningrad, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

Why, thankyou.
I was particularly pleased when I wrote the initials down.
*Wipes bum*
( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:11, archived)

*confiscates jump leads

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

*Confiscates*
Now, you know you aren't allowed crocodile clips !
And it's time to come in now, Lunch is nearly ready.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)

he likes to put them on his nips!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)

i'll sing my Mugatu song again if your not careful!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:14, archived)

WOKY WOKY HES SO WOKY!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)

what have we got today Gus?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)

Tasty stuff
involving home made pasta.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)

woo!
i have 4 pound to last me till payday tomorrow
i have no lunch nor any food at home
i also just smoked my last ciggie
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)

i'm £280 over my overdraft limit and I don't get paid until the 30th. Thank god for the £70 left on my credit card :|

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)

I'm in a similar situation
with no credit card

Damn having 5 weeks between paydays
( 4dam party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)

this is may pay day as well
i have 44p in the bank and ive got 2 18ths go to and a gig at the barfly in liverpool
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)

I have 15 pound
to last until payday in 3 1/2 weeks


home ownership sucks
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)

A carefully stubbed out cigarette
will yield exactly one roll-up when used with a slimline filter and a Rizla.
( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)

ha ha!
but i haven't been that scummy since i was 16!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)

No need for google...
...have a few of these

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)

Thanks.
*Chokes*
( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)