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From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 263 entries (closed)

(thelazybandit currently chewing a guitar pick, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)

Never apologise
never explain.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)

sorry i'm late
i was having a shit...
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

You weren't in the cubicle
next to me were you?

That stench put me right of my wank.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)

Hmmmm
www.b3ta.com/board/5779906
www.b3ta.com/board/5754322

And:

www.b3ta.com/board/5780439

They do overlook you sometimes.....
( 4dam party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)

I saw that.
It is strange - my original image wasn't that big, it was 249.something.

Something at Justgiving.com must rewrite images?

(Or I fucked up and uploaded the unoptimised one, or course.)
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)

Ah well
You've avoided the nawwty step this time at least
( 4dam party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)

I thought
this compo was going to be quite good...
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

I didn't.

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

What!?
There's nothing wrong with a 'colour the letters of summat different colours' competition . . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)

Yes... it really makes me
giiiiiiiiiiiggle



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)

Are you cooking up some bacon there?
*looks longingly*
*edit* oops - really must learn to read more of the thread

*joins queue for pancakes*
*brings Lemons and bag of Sugar*
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

no freebs
you look mongingly
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)

*gets cattle prod out*
*prods*

*jumps up feed to 3000volts*

*prods again*
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)

silly freebs
you cannot electrocute an ironman!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)

*smelts*
*joins queue for an electric poking*
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)

looks like snails to me

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)

help yourself..
there's enough for almost everyone!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)

*tucks cinnamon, sugar and plate under arm and waits*
'ning Mr Wombat. Happy B3taday for today and happy bidet for yesterday!

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)

Howdy doody...
Here... have some birthday pancakes...





( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)

mmmmmmm

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

*huggles*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)

oi!
None of that...



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)

b3ta.com/board/5780952


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)

nice alteration to the snail
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)

He wanted to use the candle to cook some B3taDay pancakes.

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)

yay!
do we all get a pancake?
( Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)

*queues up for pancaykes!*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

*prepares maple syrup*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

What's wrong with
good old lemon juice?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)

depends on if it's served with pancakes
or squirted in your open mouth whilst worse for wear
by your evil flat mate....
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)

is for all teh ghays
maple syrup is man juice for pancakes.....no wait! rephrase that...
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)

mmmm...
pancake man juice...


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)

pancake batter
shirley
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

So something so sour
it makes the manliest of men pull a face with one eye closed is gay, and something sweeter than a young Julie Garland is manly?

I see I am losing touch with the kidz.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

ok I admit it I prefer lemons!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)

Yup -tuck in!



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

thank you

*snaffles*
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)

fantastic!
yummy
( Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

they're fookin ceramic!
*demands REAL panycakes!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)

nothing wrong with these
*crunch, crunch, crunch*
( Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)

you need Jessie!
JESSSSSSIIIIEEEEEEE!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)

JEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)

Pffft
Don't worry, I'm about now my faithful friends ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)

*pounces*

*licks*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

you're missing out
ceramic is the new chocolate
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)

are you china convince me or something?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)

I've pot up with so much
I need to get a clay from here
( Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

True!
These puns are kiln me!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)

I'm glazing over

( Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)

*gives Dan the slip*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)

pah - fussy git.
Try these...




( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

Ceramic!
only joking
( Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)

mmmmm tastey!
but still not as good as a jessie pancake
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)

NOTHING is as good as a Jessie pancayke


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)

you know
if we wasn't mortal enimies
we could of been great friends
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

it's going to be one of those ones that seems like a good idea
but then drags on and on like your parents in an old people home.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)

My parents are both dead.


'nuff said.



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)

Nah!
When mine went I made a nice patio . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

*offers pillow*

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

I can't see anybody thinking it was a good idea
(apart from the one who suggested it and Fraser).

I always swore I'd never moan about a compo because every week there are moaners but I think this has to go down in the annals as the shittest compo ever and I wish people would stop making entries and boycott!
Power to the people!
*climbs off soapbox*
*climbs back on soapbox*
AND my lunch was left uncommented upon!
*climbs off soapbox and puts it away*

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)

it is as dull as dishwater

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)

enough with the moaning already
moanah!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)

and another thing!............
That bloody Little Britain..... moanmumble ad infinitum

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)

It's a bit shit, but there have been some good entries
A compo is as good as the hummus levels of those involved.

far too many "stick a Google logo" on it entries though
( 4dam party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)

I know what you are saying
but the entries have been as good as the topic allows. Considering the amount of complaints about it (infinitely more than usual) must suggest that it's shite, Shirley?

Right, I will stop moaning for now :)

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

I do agree that it is utter shite
I was just trying to defend the few good entries
( 4dam party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)