If Google owned everything


There would be knowwhere left to hide.

From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 263 entries (closed)

( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:17, archived)

On the other hand
their omniscient network would be fully searchable and reliable. :D
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:18, archived)

Aaah...but if they owned everything you would not need to search.
If you wanted an MP3 player, you'd be stuck with a Google one, so no need to shop around. Want pr0n? Only official google filth would be available. They would just deliver it to you as they know everything about you from your shopping habits and the Googlemegastore. They'd know you brought Lube and Kleenex so would automatically email you some pr0n.
( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:23, archived)

wow
that sounds neat.
bit like cuba where they have just one brand of toothpaste, called Perla.
but everyone knows it's Perla, so they don't write the name on the tube....
( The little pink animal mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)

pr0n? mp3s?
what the heck are you thinking?
b3ta.com/board/5781434
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:31, archived)

'cept for
in China.
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:23, archived)

Ah, but
Google would run China then you see. They're playing the long game, making it look like China wins, then they come up from behind and....


*bums*
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:46, archived)

RIS?

(Sticky Label, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:21, archived)

MOR       ONS
              RIS?
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:23, archived)

1984
It's the Victory logo.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:24, archived)

Ahh, I see
Having only read the book wouldn't help me then...

edit - those v
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)

this^

(Sticky Label, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:27, archived)

^this

( The little pink animal mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:28, archived)

th^is
just thought i'd complete the pattern :)
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:30, archived)

is that the
lizard thing?
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)

I think you're thinking of the
dodgy sci-fi show 'V'
( Cunthorse cock locked, ready to rock, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:29, archived)

yep i think
i am, god that was shit
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:32, archived)

Yup
Awful






*Downloads*
( Cunthorse cock locked, ready to rock, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:55, archived)

yes
he can do anything
( The little pink animal mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)

Spotted.
...Google (Big brother) would know everything about you.
( AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)

That's very woo... but I have my own nightmare vision of the future:

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:36, archived)

I wonder of the irony of it all...
John Hurt plays the anti-hero in 1984, and is now playing the ultimate Big Brother in V for Vendetta...

My brainths.. hurth...
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:38, archived)

Haha
nice!


(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:39, archived)

(chants)
mee-ow
mee-ow
mee-ow
mee-ow
mee-ow
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:41, archived)