The long sweetcorn anecdote.
You know, buttered sweetcorn and sex and water and all that jazz.
No? You'll figure it out.

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Apologies for quick and dirtyness.
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vks24, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 22:09,
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*tries*
Yummeh!
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lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 22:09,
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Good god, it's green.
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SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 22:10,
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mmmmm minty fresh
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 22:10,
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Yuk factor!
Yellow would have made it look like it was melting. Maybe a yellowy-creamy colour might have worked better. Mmmmm. Buttered sweetcorn, eh? ;-)
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vks24, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 22:16,
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More like....
"Click for bugger" actually
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knife_of_justice, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 22:16,
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