The new Google Religion search
is rather useful when you have to use God to back up your personal opinions but don't have time to do any research...



From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 263 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)

out-fucking-standing!

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)

pffft. :)
compo it, squire?
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)

Hahaha!
Battlefield Earth, genius!
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)

FP this
now!!!
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)

Fantastic!
What else is religion for, except to justify unpleasant opinions about other people?
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)

as a Pantheatic Atheist
I believe that you smell of wee
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

No, I'm not ginger
Better luck next time
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

Is this a rhetorical question?

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

Stick pins, in him!
Arf!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

Congratulations,
You're right
in my sight,
You're a white
(in a non-racist sort of way) knight.
( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

How was Jethro Tull?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)

Very good
Though the audience was made up of lots of old blokes...(like me)
( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

Hahaha!
well, DUR!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)

I saw Jethro Tull last sunday!
yay for old folk-rock.
( Seventh "Oh, cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)

It's also good for justifying killing other people,
and for justifying maiming other people, and for justifying taking away other people's stuff.
( tomsk, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)

Oh yeah

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)

hahahahaha
ahahahaha
( Mushroom, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

that's incredible
So much to be hummus with too, *clicks lots*
( Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)

hahahahahahaha
brilliant
w/y/h

*relurks*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)

That is really rather special
fantastic
( Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)

Hahaha, wonderful.
Congratulations on another FP!
( Leningrad, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)

fantastisch
Woo. Mit der Yay. Und der houpla.
(testmeuk, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)

woo and yay and other exclamations of impressed-ness
that's v funny
( bookerina, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)

i like this.
a lot. truly inspired. :)
( mrRush, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

Yay...
That is fan-bloody- tasitic. Its kind of the religious equivalent of lying with statistics.

And I need to get the 'Cocker Spaniel Version'
(JimmyG, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)

THIS!
In a big way.

My only regret now is that I can't reference this picture when stupid religious fuck-nuts start quoting out of context passages*

Unless I get it tatooed somewhere...



_{*No.. not *those* out of context passages.}
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 21:49, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
This might be the best thing I've ever seen!
(badly overdrawn boy, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 3:52, archived)

this really is fantastic
great detail :)
( slight yoinks!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 20:02, archived)