Then it started to get bent!!!




From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

(akayani, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:06, archived)

The swirling motion seems like it would be soothing.
...not to mention the hand-cranked ergonomic handle is Earth-friendly!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:08, archived)

Humm
It makes a very different type of mayonnaise compared to that other brand!!!
(akayani, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:15, archived)

This can only be proven through DNA testing.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:23, archived)

Ahoy-hoy!
 
been prowling the archives, stumbled upon this:
www.b3ta.com/board/1823225

..which makes me happy.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:31, archived)

You know what makes me happy?


However, there was no bog roll (because I'm somewhat unprepared), so I had to funny squat-walk out to the hall closet for some.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:40, archived)

Zesty!
 
Edible, spreadable.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:50, archived)

INCREDIBLE!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 7:09, archived)

Breadable?

( Jarvichi Yarr!, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)