Hahaha, this lesbian killer sounds awesome.

( Leningrad, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 2:42, archived)

I think she killed herself, if anyone

( Mushroom, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 2:50, archived)

I bet she doesn't even exist.
Coopsweb has lived alone in the house for decades.
( Leningrad, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 2:59, archived)

Nope...
..I've lived in way weirder places - but this is the first time I've had messages on the walls behind the wallpaper.

Aparently everyone does it when they redecorate- just not to this extent, usually...
( coopsweb cancelled your train home on, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 3:02, archived)

Nope
Sadly she's still alive - the continued stream of bank statements, cheque books and invites to women's book festivals are still arriving in the post over a year since we bought the house (she was too tight to pay for more than 6 months of the postal redirection service).

Moral of the story is... don't buy a house from a complete weirdo - even if it is (sort of) cheap.
( coopsweb cancelled your train home on, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 2:59, archived)