I bet she doesn't even exist.
Coopsweb has lived alone in the house for decades.
( Leningrad, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 2:59, archived)

Nope...
..I've lived in way weirder places - but this is the first time I've had messages on the walls behind the wallpaper.

Aparently everyone does it when they redecorate- just not to this extent, usually...
( coopsweb cancelled your train home on, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 3:02, archived)