this is too clever
give it a magenta cock
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:29, archived)

- and quickly!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:29, archived)

spunking
preferably
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:31, archived)