As you get older
you'll look for that in a man :)*

*or so my ex-girlfriend's mother once said
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

erks!
noes! my man is hairy enough for me as it is...
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

a miner's hemlet?
on a state pension?
you're dreaming, pal.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:34, archived)