Then ditch her and make yourself a Judy.

( Bohica Jambon, Tue 9 May 2006, 13:29, archived)

NOOOOOOOO!
There are no wild gourds near Northampton


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 May 2006, 13:34, archived)

ebay?

( mugatu, Tue 9 May 2006, 13:38, archived)